It all follows the rules...

As you were

The return of Riley, I wonder if he's gotten that removed from his ass.

Hahahahah, Doublemeat place guy is quoting Machiavelli. Wow, someone DID work fast food. :P And is working on his MBA. Crazy!

OMG! The vamp won't touch her cause she's been working with the Doublemeat! HAHAHAHAH.

Wow, it gets dark early in Sunnydale!

Holy crap, Riley looks like crap! And he's brought something nasty with him.

Riley: "I have some big stories to tell ya... if we ever get a second."
Buffy: "Didja die?"
Riley: "No."
Buffy: "I'm gonna win!"

Xander: "Why did we ever agree to have your friends, who are demons, and my family, who are monsters, stay at our place?" :P

Wait, its daytime at Xander and Anya, and nighttime at Buffy and Riley, NEAT TRICK!

FemmeRiley: "What exactly are you doing with my husband?" TEEHEE!

Willow: "What a bitch!" :P

Whoah, Buffy broke up with Spike? Whoah.

I still say Riley needs his own show. Military vs demons would be cool. Well, it would be lame. Forget I said anything. :D

The law of the conservation of romance continues to hold true, Buffy had to break up with Spike to allow Willow and Tara to hook back up.

Body count: Humans: 123; Vampires: 170; Slayers: 5

Number of times Giles has been knocked unconscious: 12

Number of times Xander saves the day: 10